3rd instalment of Laughing Gas

• Good NEWS 4U :

  Ab Coke pio….Pepsi pio….Dew pio….Juice pio….Pani pio…. Pio pio… khub pio….jamke pio KYUNKI ab HUGGIES PE 20 % off hai.
• Wht happen 2 ur network? I tried 2 cll u but d operator said”Welcome 2 d Jungle, d monkey u r trying to callis on d tree.
• Little bird in the sky-lovingly u looked up high-it left a poopie on ur eye-Neither u curse nor u cry. But thanked god COWS CANT FLY

• Husband(to his wife): Do u know the meaning of “wife”. It means .. Without Information Fighting Everytime!

  Wife: It could also means – With Idiot For Ever

• Adnand Swami Why told gila gila?

  Bcoz elephant size ka Huggise market me nahi milte

• Your celluler operator has changed your tarrif plan. Call charge r now made according 2 ur brain size. Congratulation! U can now make free calls…

• Zindegi ek ajeeb paheli hai

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  Are dear ..Buttons dabane se solve nahi hogi
• Once sardar riding a cycle & he hit a girl, She shouted: Shala ghanti nahi mar sakta tha? He Replied: Pori cycle to mar di ab ghanti kya alag se maru?

• How a sardar cheats Indian railways?

  Ans- He bought the tickets but didn’t travel
• Har khushi ko tere taraf mod du, tere lie chand tare tod du, khushiyo k darwaje tere lie khol du, 1 bar tu haske dikha…. Tere sare DANT Tod du !!
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