2nd instalment of Laughing Gas

• Ek sardar interview dene gaya,

  Boss: ur Birthday?

  Sardar: 15^th Feb.

  Boss: which year.

  Sardar: ullu ke pathe every year……
• Sardarji waiting at bus stop. 1 gentleman came there by Bike & asked, “do u want lift?” Sardarji says: ”No thanks, my house in ground floor.”

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  Ye fish hamari dosti ki nishani hai. Ise smbhal kr rakhna. Aur ye mar na jay. Isiliy mobile PANI me DALKAR RKHNA

• Biscutwala’s lov letter :

  Dear PARLE G, 2day is GOODDAY. U‘ve KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART. I’m in 50-50position. Plz don’t play HIDE & SEEK
• Kya aapke sar pe ‘SEENG’ hai? …Just check it…Checked?…Nahi Hai …Confident? …Koi baat nahi ‘Gadhe’ ke bhi nahi hote

• If people say…U r crazy…b patient……u r monkey…RELAX…….u rstupid…b cool…But if they say U r smart… Thappad Lagana Sale ko…….Mazak

• Babaji ka Mela lagahai Haridwar me,

  Prasad me kambal diya jayega. Kisi aur ko mat batana, ye sms sirf selected bhikhariyon ko hi bheja gay hai

• 6U!l!WS d33>I 6U!l!WS d33>I

  6U!l!WS d33>I 6U!l!WS d33>I

  Kuchsamaj me nahi aya? Arey dear kabhi mobile ulta bhi pakad karo

• WHICH IS D THINKEST BUK IN DIS WORLD?

  Ans. Wat men kno about women. Actually women were med 2 luv not 2 undrstnd
• When I was sad u was there. When I was crying u was there. When I was unhappy u was there. Now I have understood ki beta, sare fasad ki jad tu hai