1st instalment of Laughing Gas

• REPUBLIC DAY OFFER: Dail 100 & say Bomb in parliament. Get a trip 2 central jail & food, clothing, hosing, FREE 4 14 yrs ofer valid till 26^th
• PLZ send ur biodata 2 HUTCH.U’ll get a good package plus a chance 2 come on TV.Apply soon.Coz HUTCh kakutta mar gaya hai.Naya chahiya.
• Agar apko lagta hai ki ap beautiful hai, Smart hai, Charmi hai to kutta paliye… Saap paliye… sher paliye…. magor galtfaimi paliye

• Mujhe aapki foto khinchna hai

  Ready?

  -Stedy

  Hanso…!

  Click.

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  Monkey!

• Within 10 seconds ur brain will be refreshed…..1…..2…..3……4……5……6

  …….7……..8…….9……10…….Error:

  …….No Brain Found.Sorry

• Suar ke bache ullu ke pathe kutte ke bache,

  Vains ke oulad sap ke spole gad eke Bache …Sab kitne chote chote payre payre hote hai na

• Railways ki job nikli hai. Salary Rs.25000 de rahe hai.Raidhani Express ki light kharab ho gaya hai.

  Job:TORCH LEKE TRAIN KE AGE VAGNA HAI.

• A gorgeous girl walk up 2 professor’s cabin & say: I wil do anything 2 pass d exam.

  Prof:Anything?

  Girl:YES

  Prof:Then work hard for d exam

• Repeat this MANTRA in front of a tample for 30 days & u will become rich.Try it . Mantra is

  “Bhagwan ke naam pe de de baba!!!Try it …

• Pres down 7times 2 meet ur LIFE PATNER... … … … … … …

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  Badi muskil se mili hai PED par chadhi hui thi