3rd instalment of Laughing Gas

• Good NEWS 4U :

  Ab Coke pio….Pepsi pio….Dew pio….Juice pio….Pani pio…. Pio pio… khub pio….jamke pio KYUNKI ab HUGGIES PE 20 % off hai.
• Wht happen 2 ur network? I tried 2 cll u but d operator said”Welcome 2 d Jungle, d monkey u r trying to callis on d tree.
• Little bird in the sky-lovingly u looked up high-it left a poopie on ur eye-Neither u curse nor u cry. But thanked god COWS CANT FLY

• Husband(to his wife): Do u know the meaning of “wife”. It means .. Without Information Fighting Everytime!

  Wife: It could also means – With Idiot For Ever

• Adnand Swami Why told gila gila?

  Bcoz elephant size ka Huggise market me nahi milte

• Your celluler operator has changed your tarrif plan. Call charge r now made according 2 ur brain size. Congratulation! U can now make free calls…

• Zindegi ek ajeeb paheli hai

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  Are dear ..Buttons dabane se solve nahi hogi
• Once sardar riding a cycle & he hit a girl, She shouted: Shala ghanti nahi mar sakta tha? He Replied: Pori cycle to mar di ab ghanti kya alag se maru?

• How a sardar cheats Indian railways?

  Ans- He bought the tickets but didn’t travel
• Har khushi ko tere taraf mod du, tere lie chand tare tod du, khushiyo k darwaje tere lie khol du, 1 bar tu haske dikha…. Tere sare DANT Tod du !!
• If u want nokia N95 at Rs.999 only, with free sim & 1000sms free & Rs.&50 talktime free. Just log on to www.susu_karke_soja@ sapno_me_milega.com

2nd instalment of Laughing Gas

• Ek sardar interview dene gaya,

  Boss: ur Birthday?

  Sardar: 15^th Feb.

  Boss: which year.

  Sardar: ullu ke pathe every year……
• Sardarji waiting at bus stop. 1 gentleman came there by Bike & asked, “do u want lift?” Sardarji says: ”No thanks, my house in ground floor.”

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  Ye fish hamari dosti ki nishani hai. Ise smbhal kr rakhna. Aur ye mar na jay. Isiliy mobile PANI me DALKAR RKHNA

• Biscutwala’s lov letter :

  Dear PARLE G, 2day is GOODDAY. U‘ve KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART. I’m in 50-50position. Plz don’t play HIDE & SEEK
• Kya aapke sar pe ‘SEENG’ hai? …Just check it…Checked?…Nahi Hai …Confident? …Koi baat nahi ‘Gadhe’ ke bhi nahi hote

• If people say…U r crazy…b patient……u r monkey…RELAX…….u rstupid…b cool…But if they say U r smart… Thappad Lagana Sale ko…….Mazak

• Babaji ka Mela lagahai Haridwar me,

  Prasad me kambal diya jayega. Kisi aur ko mat batana, ye sms sirf selected bhikhariyon ko hi bheja gay hai

• 6U!l!WS d33>I 6U!l!WS d33>I

  6U!l!WS d33>I 6U!l!WS d33>I

  Kuchsamaj me nahi aya? Arey dear kabhi mobile ulta bhi pakad karo

• WHICH IS D THINKEST BUK IN DIS WORLD?

  Ans. Wat men kno about women. Actually women were med 2 luv not 2 undrstnd
• When I was sad u was there. When I was crying u was there. When I was unhappy u was there. Now I have understood ki beta, sare fasad ki jad tu hai

1st instalment of Laughing Gas

• REPUBLIC DAY OFFER: Dail 100 & say Bomb in parliament. Get a trip 2 central jail & food, clothing, hosing, FREE 4 14 yrs ofer valid till 26^th
• PLZ send ur biodata 2 HUTCH.U’ll get a good package plus a chance 2 come on TV.Apply soon.Coz HUTCh kakutta mar gaya hai.Naya chahiya.
• Agar apko lagta hai ki ap beautiful hai, Smart hai, Charmi hai to kutta paliye… Saap paliye… sher paliye…. magor galtfaimi paliye

• Mujhe aapki foto khinchna hai

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  Hanso…!

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  Monkey!

• Within 10 seconds ur brain will be refreshed…..1…..2…..3……4……5……6

  …….7……..8…….9……10…….Error:

  …….No Brain Found.Sorry

• Suar ke bache ullu ke pathe kutte ke bache,

  Vains ke oulad sap ke spole gad eke Bache …Sab kitne chote chote payre payre hote hai na

• Railways ki job nikli hai. Salary Rs.25000 de rahe hai.Raidhani Express ki light kharab ho gaya hai.

  Job:TORCH LEKE TRAIN KE AGE VAGNA HAI.

• A gorgeous girl walk up 2 professor’s cabin & say: I wil do anything 2 pass d exam.

  Prof:Anything?

  Girl:YES

  Prof:Then work hard for d exam

• Repeat this MANTRA in front of a tample for 30 days & u will become rich.Try it . Mantra is

  “Bhagwan ke naam pe de de baba!!!Try it …

• Pres down 7times 2 meet ur LIFE PATNER... … … … … … …

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  Badi muskil se mili hai PED par chadhi hui thi